Age/Gender: 14, Male
Location: S.E. London, UK
"Mike eat everything. Mike eat friend, Mike eat Enemy, and Mike is really cool and dosen't afraid of anything. Mean creatures say Mike stupid. Mean creatures make Mike sad." Freakshow
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Exp. Points: 3,230 / 3,600
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Flash Reviews: 127
Music Reviews: 11
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Newspost - 11.12.08 - Christmas, Birthday and other shit.
Posted by mwmike Dec. 11, 2008 @ 5:06 PM ESTIntroduction
Since I have had my last newspost on my front page for over a week I have decided to finally create a new post, this one with as little recycled sections as possible, so there will be no more than one topic that was in previous editions.
Christmas/Holidays
First of all I would like to wish you all a merry Christmas, Hanukkah or just Holidays if you don't celebrate either of those. I support the Bringing Newgrounds Together thread (by Tramps), so feel free to drop me a comment or PM about it, so we could perhaps become closer.
Birthday
This coming Sunday (the fourteenth) is my birthday. Be ready with cake. - Birthday has passed, no reason for section. Instead of deleting it I have decided to change the formatting slightly.
BBS Awards
I have been following this year's BBS awards recently, and I am proud to say that there is a large possibility that I will be nominated for the Rookie Of The Year award (thanks to everyone who voted for me). If I make it through, then I urge you to please vote for me. I'm not expecting a win, though it would be nice to come in the top few. Thank you again to those who nominated me.
BBS Awards II
Today the voting thread was created, and being the stupid whore I am, I decided to start whoring it out ASAP. So please, vote for me as 'Rookie Of The Year'. You can vote in the voting thread by Zerok.
Buh
Buh is my most recent flash project, and the only project that I am currently working on with a chance of release some time soon. It is an innovative flash game in which you control a head that, for some reason has no body. You need to travel upwards through the platforms that have been laid out for you. There is a slight twist in the gameplay, though. You control the character not with the arrow keys, but with the mouse. Buh is controlled through a system I created several months ago for a kick-up game, I will make as much improvements to iron out the bugs with it, since it has quite a few large bugs. I'm having trouble with the hitTests for the platforms, since it's very hard to give a horizontal hittest with the code I'm working with. Antonyscorner is doing the art.
Stickam
I've been using the Newgrounds stickam chat rooms for several months and I feel like it's time for a short plug. It is an application of which is generally a chat room, though it is embodied by six (or is it eight?) spaces for webcam feeds. We have (arguably) some of the funniest moments on the site recently, including the Burnzoid dances and the bottle orgy of several months ago. Check out the Stickam Newgrounds Chat thread.
Navigation:
Great Threads (number one, badly organized and short).
Daily Rant #1 (Pissed off)
Daily Rant #2 (This is MADNESS)
Daily Rant #3 (Half an hour work, lost)
Daily Rant #4
Daily Rant #5
Icon And Main Picture Improvements.
Great Threads II
21.11.08 Newspost
25.11.08 Newspost
Userpage Home, or scroll up.
And finally, Mods
Newspost - 25.11.08 (Twenty-fifth of November Two-thousand and eight)
Posted by mwmike Nov. 25, 2008 @ 2:59 PM ESTIntroduction.
You may have realised that this newspost is remarkably similar to my last newspost, this is because this post is mainly continuations of previous sections. Several sections have been modified, several sections have been deleted, and several sections have been added.
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NG BBS Awards
The Newgrounds BBS end of year awards have now started, please nominate me for 'Rookie Of The Year', if possible. Thank you.
People who have voted for me so far (ie. best users on the site):
NeonFlame136,
SolarDave,
Antonyscorner (vote was deleted for undisclosed reasons) EDIT: Vote remade. HOORAY,
Argentin,
xToxicxEmpirex,
Night-Mare,
Frenzy,
Luis (I owe him my penis),
CircleUMD,
LampFace (RIVALS TO THE DEATH),
Sidorio,
Thanks, Brah.
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Ignorant twat
About half an hour ago, when I was stepping on the bus to go home from school a small child, of about three, ran in front of one of my friends who was stepping on. My friend stopped, and didn't even touch the young kid, though it's mother ran up behind us all, telling us all that we were 'stupid cunts' and to 'keep the fuck off of her fucking child', and repeating the first phrase. My friend told her that she was overreacting, and that she should calm down, though she was enraged by the suggestion. She proceeded to tell us to 'shut the fuck up' several times, before calling us all 'stupid cunts' again. Me and my friends then turned around and started to walk upstairs, but she was shouting again, this time telling us to 'not turn our fucking backs on her', then threatened to slap us all. When I told her that she was being an ignorant twat, her mouth spread out wide and she walked to the back of the bus, fuming.
It's amazing that people could be this ignorant.
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Arkadium.
No more information about Arkadium, check back at the last newspost if you want to hear more about it, Argentin's art is looking great so far.
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Newborn Flash
A new forum me and Argentin (yes, the same Argentin) are working on. It's going smoothly so far, and we have an intelligent and talented group of members. It's a great forum, please join here!
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RenAndChi2/Chat Central
Another forum that I'm a moderator of. It isn't centred around any particular subject, though it's a great place to just hang out, with a friendly, small community. It was originally named RenAndChi2, although we have recently changed our name to Chat Central. The forum will be relocated to a new domain, with the new name inside. If you want to join, then do so here!
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BBS
I feel that I have started to finally make a name for myself on the BBS, I'm not well known, but now several people know me from the BBS. A quick shout-out to all of these people... hello! ... Hello! ... Hello!?
No one there :[
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Random User List
Another stolen idea from other blogs, for everyone who comments, I'll write a short paragraph about them, it'll probably end up empty, or just small, though I might as well try running one.
THIS HAS ENDED! I will not add any more names to the list.
Users:
Asalraalaikum - One of the members that I see around quite a bit on the BBS. His posts are often interesting and humorous. One of the more respectable users on the BBS.
AntonysCorner (will be referred to as RenAndChi2, or just Ren) - One of the members that I see around a lot, mainly because I'm an active member and moderator on his forum. He is interesting to talk to, and has a kind and respectable attitude, although his grammar isn't quite perfect (that was a joke, by the way).
IntoSmithereens - A BBS poster who I rarely see, though from the posts of his that I have seen, seems alright. I don't know this user enough to judge them, but from early impressions, he seems like a good user.
Ismael92
A great, easy to talk with and kind member. One of my favourite members to talk with, though I haven't been seeing much of him since I've started to post over in General. The most respectable user I'm close with, and a helpful member. He also has the fastest growing B/P of anyone I've seen, and he was out of the NGPD only about two weeks after his B/P was at the right rank to join.
utylls
Random twat. Banned from commenting for being a disgrace to to the human race.
Thimbles
A BBS regular who I don't know very well, though I've realised that a lot of his posts are witty, and he seems like a great member. The kind of user who we need more of.
Yugimt
To be honest, I haven't actually seen this member before, though from first impression, he/she seems alright. I'll be looking out for him over the next few months.
LampFace
A member who I see quite a bit on the BBS, and from the few times we talk, he seems like a kind user. We also signed up in the same week, which makes us rivals to the end!
Luis
Luis is my favourite moderator, and the reason for the majority of people on earth's lives. A world without Luis would be a horrible world! Now I've gotten the main arse kissing out the way, Luis is a great user and the moderator who contacts me the most.
Kagoe
A BBS regular who has commented on my profile several times. Her post quality is quite high, and she acts like a respectable member, and she is a user who I look out for on the forum quite a lot. Her posts are often quite humorous, too.
RobotTaco
My fellow party-goer, and friendly member. He doesn't post very often on the BBS, although through t3hParty we see each other quite a lot. One of the members who I enjoy to speak to a lot.
Sidorio
A member who I am usually in contact with and, to be honest, I stole the idea of a list like this from him. I first met Sidorio was when he sent a generic PM (the word 'Hello'), this then branched out into discussion, that (somehow) included mentions of Pizza Hut, Rocket Powered Chainsaw Guns, Sword Fights, The NG Judgement System, Blood orgies, more blood orgies, and a lot more. I recently went on a quest (with Doody) to find his lost foreskin.
Lizzardis
A Newgrounder who I rarely see around the site, although I recognise his username, I've got a feeling that I'll see him around a lot in the future.
SolarDave
A BBS regular who is found on the Stickam application very often. He is a member in which I do not know very well, though I respect him a lot. A role model for a lot of NG users.
uyersuyer
A user who I do barely know, though his username sounds familiar, which is what he said about me. We've got a mutual situation between us.
Sawdust
I haven't got much to say about Sawdust. I see him around the BBS every now and then, though I don't really know him at all, so I have little to say.
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Navigation:
Great Threads (number one, badly organized and short).
Daily Rant #1 (Pissed off)
Daily Rant #2 (This is MADNESS)
Daily Rant #3 (Half an hour work, lost)
Daily Rant #4
Daily Rant #5
Icon And Main Picture Improvements.
Great Threads II
21.11.08 Newspost
Userpage Home, or scroll up.
That's all for now, I'll carry on a few of these in my next newspost, although I'll be creating several more some time soon. Thanks.
Newspost - 21.11.08 (Twenty-first of November two-thousand and eight)
Posted by mwmike Nov. 21, 2008 @ 1:57 PM ESTIntroduction.
After having my last blog up for several months, I felt it was time for a new entry, although because I didn't want to shift it, as my favourite newspost, from the front page. I have now decided to start posting my blog posts in several topics, each with a brief paragraph (or two) about whatever I want to talk about in this section, I've seen a similar format in quite a few user's posts, and I think it works very well.
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Button Finder Three.
Button Finder Three has been temporarily abandoned, due to lack of interest. Some time soon I'll be continuing with it, and hopefully finishing it, since I was so close to finishing it. However...
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Arkadium.
...Me and artist Argentin have started working on a game entitled 'Arkadium', I've got no idea what the title means, though. It's an escape the room game themed around an wizard's room. So far the graphics look great, and if it ever fails, it's because of my lack of programming skills.
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Newborn Flash
A new forum me and Argentin (yes, the same Argentin) are working on. It's going smoothly so far, and we have an intelligent and talented group of members. It's a great forum, please join here!
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RenAndChi2/Chat Central
Another forum that I'm a moderator of. It isn't centred around any particular subject, though it's a great place to just hang out, with a friendly, small community. It was originally named RenAndChi2, although we have recently changed our name to Chat Central. The forum will be relocated to a new domain, with the new name inside. If you want to join, then do so here!
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BBS
I feel that I have started to finally make a name for myself on the BBS, I'm not well known, but now several people know me from the BBS. A quick shout-out to all of these people.
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Random User List
Another stolen idea from other blogs, for everyone who comments, I'll write a short paragraph about them, it'll probably end up empty, or just small, though I might as well try running one.
Users:
Asalraalaikum - One of the members that I see around quite a bit on the BBS. His posts are often interesting and humorous. One of the more respectable users on the BBS.
AntonysCorner (will be referred to as RenAndChi2, or just Ren) - One of the members that I see around a lot, mainly because I'm an active member and moderator on his forum. He is interesting to talk to, and has a kind and respectable attitude, although his grammar isn't quite perfect (that was a joke, by the way).
IntoSmithereens - A BBS poster who I rarely see, though from the posts of his that I have seen, seems alright. I don't know this user enough to judge them, but from early impressions, he seems like a good user.
Ismael92
A great, easy to talk with and kind member. One of my favourite members to talk with, though I haven't been seeing much of him since I've started to post over in General. The most respectable user I'm close with, and a helpful member. He also has the fastest growing B/P of anyone I've seen, and he was out of the NGPD only about two weeks after his B/P was at the right rank to join.
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Navigation:
Great Threads (number one, badly organized and short).
Daily Rant #1 (Pissed off)
Daily Rant #2 (This is MADNESS)
Daily Rant #3 (Half an hour work, lost)
Daily Rant #4
Daily Rant #5
Icon And Main Picture Improvements.
Great Threads II
Scroll Up
That's all for now, I'll carry on a few of these in my next newspost, although I'll be creating several more some time soon. Thanks.
Updated: 11/25/08 10:41 AM 4 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!Ok, just to clarify, I'm recreating this thread because I feel it's fell to far down my newsposts and I feel that I need to bump it. I'm going to try hard to build on it again and soon, I feel that this could get quite a few members to find some of the great threads out there. The last post didn't get much traffic, despite being my most popular newspost (only six responses). I will try to promote this all I can, that way the viewers can suggest more threads for it and this post can expand. I'm looking for a more organized approach this time so I'll put it all in more categories:
Funny - Fails
The Ramagi Locked My Crew, crew
Funny - Locks
Tom Fulp got owned? - I was banned for the backseat modding that I admitted to.
Only gay mods delete this thread.
Type your username with your _____
I can ride my bike w/ no handlebars.
Hoods In Schools - Perhaps the greatest lock ever.
List some of your pet peeves on newgrounds.
A example of how mods are ammuzing.
The Ramagi Locked My Crew, crew
Make fun of other newgrounds members.
Last person to post wins - Different thread.
Ce que l'homme de baise ceci est co - For those who don't know French it's 'Shut up'.
What was the funniest thing...
Funny - Intentional
There is an elephant in the way
Stupid things people have said.
Funny - Dipshits
Typewriter effect. - Not the post, one of the replies.
Problem with newgrounds user sites
Who the fuck made Tom Fulp a mod
Any way to repair a wing on a moth?
y is evry1 maekin fun of me!!!
Funny - Spam:
30 min per post - Mod and admin spam!
Funny - Other:
Ack! My sprites are ruined - Thanks to strongbow for giving me this URL.
Another funny sprite related thread, look on page 2/3. Notice the creators sig.
Illegal Immigrants > American Teens
I'm supposed to spread this like...
Useful - Newgrounds
Rage's gift to you: Abusive reviews
Mal's gift to you: Review Answers
Useful - Other:
Historical threads
OMFG Did I win (This isthe 500,000th thread).
I got the first post, worship me
'Reg lounges'
That's almost 80 threads for you, have fun!
If you can think of any other great threads please comment with a link
Last updated on: 7.11.08 - 7th of December 2008
Updated: 12/07/08 7:26 AM 39 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!A few posts back I made a thread about a few stats I want to reach. Now I've got an image version of it. Behold:
EDIT: It don't look like I'll be getting my gold back now, I've gone from gold to garbage, so much meh.
You may have realised that I've updated a few pictures around my NG page. I've updated my main picture to an orange sunbeam image with a list of clubs, crews and lounges I'm part of as well as my username with a bevel added, the old image was a pale blue sunbeam (with bad image quality) and my username on. I've also edited my user icon from a scaled down, unbelievably bad image quality, red on black image that was so bad quality that part of it wasn't visible to MwMike in green text against a black background, as you can see above. Something that you will not notice is that the second button finder's icon has been improved. You can't see it because it aint in my most recent four flashes submitted, even if it's the one I took the longest on and my favourite. The old one, again, was bad quality but I've replaced it with the first submissions logo with a two stamped across it. It's actually three's logo but I replaced the three with two. Not much effort needed. Next I will add an icon to the sprite compilation. :3!
0 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!Ok, I saw a few other people posting blog posts about their statuary goals on newgrounds, so I thought I might as well make one for myself. As I complete my goals I will tick them off the list, and maybe, add a few more. Here's what I've got so far:
Deity whistle [Not completed],
2000 BBS posts (with as little low quality posts as possible) [Not completed],
Police Sergeant [Not completed],
Batting average of <= 4 [Not completed],
Level 13 [Not completed],
200 Flash reviews [Not completed],
40 Audio reviews [Not completed].
That's all I've got so far. Feel free to suggest more in your comments.
~MwMike
Updated: 09/26/08 11:35 AM 3 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!I'm not sure if I'm going to keep ranting daily, two of them are just saying about what lesson's I've had at school and if I like them. This one will make it three.
Wednesday - One of the shittiest days of the week. We get out at 2:10 though, that's 4 instead of 5 sessions.
First session, English. One of the most boring subjects of the week. We get it first session on Monday, Wednesday and Friday.
Second session - Science. Pretty much the same as English lessons, boring and we've got it 3 times a week, in that sense it's really like English.
Third session - History. The best subject of the day. Plus I got a merit.
Fourth session - Maths. A good lesson, not one of the best, but not one of the worst ones.
Shit. These aint even really rants anymore. I might just stop them. They don't get much traffic either.
1 comment | Log in to comment! | Share this!Ok, so I realised I'd been ranting a lot of the time recently. Just in the past few days I've made 3 rants and posted them here, I figured I might as well try to make a rant daily, most of them about school and what lessons I've had.
Instead of making this number one, I'm going to include my previous rants as part of the 'Daily rant' thing. This is the fourth. Another about school.
First session: Drama, one of my favourite subjects. Though, like most subjects we're not doing any practical work, so it can still get boring easily.
Second session - Music, Another really good subject. Not much to say about music.
Third session we had maths. Not one of my favourite subjects but, since I've been in this school, it's been alright. The strange thing about it was that we didn't actually do maths in our maths room, with our maths teacher, during maths time. We had to do C(ognitive) A(bilities) T(est)s which, only a few sections were directly related to maths.
Fourth session: French, another of my favourite subjects. Just a normal lesson.
Last session was R.S. (religious studies) very shit, like most RS lessons.
Got fuckloads of homework for tomorrow. I don't wanna do it all though. I should've done some yesterday.
It weren't really a rant, but it's the closest I'm going to get to one today.
1 comment | Log in to comment! | Share this!Ok, yet another rant from me....another one...the second one today.
I was editing newgrounds wikipedia page. I had spent almost an hour and a half on it. I had added more detail to most sentences and paragraphs, added a lot of links, checked over for correct spelling and grammar, I had written out two and a half paragraphs, one containing details about the sponsorship. Another about the flash ad API. As I said, I had spent an extremely long time typing it out.
Then, my mum had some work to copy. So, she plugged in the scanner. In spite of me saying not to, unplugged one of the plugs. Out of all the plugs, she picked out the main plug, which turned the computer off. In all the rooms in the house, in all the plugs in the room, in all the plugs in the adapter... the one that controlled the computer. Just at the other side of the room was an empty plug. Instead the plug which sent the power to the computer.
But there was still hope, firefox has a function that restores all text in whatever textareas and textfields are restored. Unfortunately, in the restored session wikipedia crashed and I had to reload the page to get back to the page. Which, was recorded as a different time that page had been viewed.
All the work had been lost.
What pissed me off further was that just just yesterday a similar event had happened. Another review rant. I was writing a review and the same thing happened. The same fucking plug. After that you would've thought that she wouldn't unplug the same plug.
About half an hour later. I came back. I didn't want to edit the article again...I didn't feel like doing much. A while later I came back and posted this.
Updated: 09/22/08 2:30 PM 1 comment | Log in to comment! | Share this!
